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$ffa|2-Limerick Corner
$fffMy sincerest apologies for the poems below - Bolty
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There were once some blokes called "Intel"
Who had a frighteningly bad smell
So keep Intel outside
And Moto-roll with pride
And life will no longer be hell
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There once was this mag called "The Word"
Which rhymes very well with "turd"
But it isn't shit
Or I wouldn't read it
Bugger me, this limerick's absurd
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There was this OS called Win '95
Which took up 200 megs of your drive
You'll laugh when you see
This "multitasking" peecee
Its the best joke ever contrived
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How I laugh when I see a peecee
They're slow and complicated as can be
Plug and play?
You'll be there all day
While I play Alien Breed 3D
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There once was a bloke called Bill
His peecee antics made me feel ill
So I got a big bomb or two
And blew up Microsoft HQ
He got barbequed, er, like on a grill.
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There were these blokes called ID
They made a game called "Doom", you see
Peecee owners raved
Amiga owners craved
For fuck's sake its just a bit of 3D
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There was once a company called CBM
The Amiga was what they sold when
The company fucked up
Like a labrador pup
Assaulted by a dozen gay men
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There was this bloke called Dave P
He tried to buy Amiga for you and for me
His bid was to fail
In the Commodore sale
So he went out and made a CD
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There once was a chip called 586
Which they did their best to fix
It couldn't divide
'Cause it had Intel inside
Not recommended for nuclear physics.
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If any one has bothered to read down this far, that's your lot.
end (oops, sorry!!)